One of the rarer species found in carriages of the London
Underground, The Reacher enjoys displaying its unusually long arms for everyone
to see. Rather than hold onto a bar that is nearer, they like to extend
themselves to the furthest grips to steady themselves, making sure that it is in
the faces of as many people as possible. What makes this species unique is that
it can only be found in the carriages, whereas Snails, Bulldozers and
Biohazards reside in all areas of the Underground.
What makes The Reacher such an evasive creature is that
their arms retract after exiting the carriage, making them impossible to
identify outside of the train. Researchers have suggested that the purpose of
the reach is not to steady themselves, but to increase their surface area for
respiratory purposes. Another hypothesis is that they like to expose themselves
to others as much as possible in an effort to find a mate. If you come into
contact with a Reacher and find yourself with an arm inches from your face,
please resist the urge to bite as they have been known to react negatively. Maybe it is their genitalia.
Habitat – Train carriages and circuses
Special Skills – Holding, gripping, reaching
Weaknesses – Being bitten, Eastenders
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